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Author: T.M. Shorewick
Mick or Joe
Mick or Joe I ain’t no schmo I be prowlin Not scowlin I dig The knock The prig Is schlock Rappin Soul flippin Y’all know How I go
Two Honorifics to the Fruit Fly
The fruit flies Hovering in minute skies Breadfruit eyes Grapefruit thighs Gingerroot plies In brut disguise To en route chastise As a galoot terrorize With a salute disguise An absolute surprise _______________________ There once was this thirsty old fruit fly Buzzing around seeking junked bottles of wine It was in his DNA Geneticists would say But Buzzy knew he should join AA
Finegan’s Wife
Finegan’s wife Ignored My strife Deplored A vision But explored Derision With a glance Ignored My pants I’m floored In a trance Really bored Fruitless position So what’s At steak It’s not A wake For goodness Sake Just resurrection
Radio
Radio As you know Is eternal Not vernal Nor autumnal After all Each show Is to grow Messages Transgresses Time and spaces All over the place With cosmic grace Politicians' paces Distant places Genetic traces
Only the Horses Stop their Trots
Calling the shots Only the horses Stop their trots Oblivious of losses The voice Recognizes No choice But sizes The chances Of one rider She prances Outrider beside her But divinity Grants An eternity To caller’s chants
In Some Cosmic Flox
In some Cosmic Flox Deer Rabbits How queer What inhabits Is not near Not now fox But a cervidic Home
Cleo, Mehitabel and Dark Malbec
Dedicated to Mehitabel, Reincarnation of Cleopatra, and the eminent Don Marquis I accidentally Swallowed A fruit fly Sharing with me Our glass Of wine Arrogantly I thought She flew into A cathedral But then I remembered Pavane for A Dead princess This fly Didn't Die With a sigh Of relief Rather she In disbelief said I gotta get outa This dump
Humans are Lucky
Humans Are lucky That Dinos Evolved Into birds I hear Those Avian Cries Each Evening They Say In ancient Terms We sound Pretty But Are Dismayed We Cant Eat ‘em
Pure Average Poet
Does a pure Average Decent poet Know it Cannot Spit Then fidget In a rage With words unsure