Did Washington Speak With a British Accent?

Did Washington
Speak 
With a British
Accent?

Is there
Any way
We could 
Find out?

Is there 
No epiglottal
Signature
We could

Compare 
To Washington’s
Preserved
False teeth

Maybe there
Is a solution
Using AI
And our Constitution

Reconstruct
His face and neck
Robotically
Have his imagery read

Using his
Teeth
Reconstructed
To vociferate

In the style
Of brittle British smile
Political dogma
Pleasing Martha







If I’m going

If I'm going
To have
Space lasers
Hanging from
Chinese weather
Balloons
Irradiate my 
Dick

Then I better
Tune into
The state of
Disunion
Since tomorrow
Might bring sorrow
Or a letter

Which says
You are old
No one stays
When cold
Who plays 
When told
Sporting grays
Just fold