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Author: T.M. Shorewick
Goofy Haiku or Haiku-ish
Haiku Boo Who knew Mystery Please Squeeze me Dance A chance In your pants Fame With a name Shame A clinch Or pinch Never flinch Bemoaning Cloning Introducing Enough This stuff Too rough
Can a Vixen Be a Victim
Can a vixen Be a victim Three maybe Four kits But I’m not sure Chased Mother Out of the woods Two or three Days ago I’m not sure I know Memory is Obscure Today However I can clearly Say That one Healthy kit Did run Upon Mom’s cry My soul Did knot I’d growl More Were begot I was Hit by a Loop d loo Can a persona Intercede Cry Deo For the need Of creation No creed Saves a nation The wild Separate from us Is no child We can bless Surprise A runt Darted To front Beside A wood pile Where This question I share Can Nature Permit man Rapture Ere he began
All the Animals Which Lived here Once
All the animals Which Lived here once Stand Outside the door They have no Need to enter The house Instead They implore Me to Join them Patiently Then I ignore For a while What I saw Tails departing The door
A Limerick Honoring the Kentucky Derby
There once was this horse from Kentucky Who promised to make me lucky I gave him a shot But he could only trot Turns out his dad was a donkey
So When The Library At Alexandria Burnt
So when The Library At Alexandria Burnt To a Crisp Just how Much Lost was worth A wisp The Event A waste Of fuel Or a Taste Of cruel Restriction Of worthless Diction Evolving taste We Sit at the Feet of AI Could A Network Crash Repeat Ancient Egyptian blaze By the next Silly cyber craze
I Speak With My Spouse
I speak With my spouse About the Oven We lose Sense Of time Becoming tense Whereupon A coven Of ribs Put in Seek Some New generation For reproduction Not to be Ribald But the First Tickled rib Became the true Prima Donna The timer beeped I A pescatarian Was shy But somewhat Glib My spouse Doesn't Seek a sparerib
We Miss You
We miss you Readers Hope you come Back Give us A reason To take up The slack
Painfully Crowned Saint
A saint Thinks back Of barbarian Taint What’s sustainable Ain't Life It‘s transmutation That’s the revolution Which lacks Perfusion Freedom from time Where All critters Climb Out of, into And into, out of The Slime called Time
The Bird Sings for Its Mother
Don't open The door Nor window Uncover The bird Sings for Its mother Your voice Would Smother Its ancient Cant Even if Silent You are Unable To recant The avian Cry So just Don't try