I Speak With My Spouse

I speak 
With my spouse
About the
Oven
We lose
Sense
Of time
Becoming tense

Whereupon
A coven
Of ribs
Put in
Seek
Some
New generation
For reproduction

Not to be 
Ribald
But the
First 
Tickled rib
Became the true
Prima Donna
The timer beeped

I
A pescatarian
Was shy
But somewhat
Glib
My spouse
Doesn't
Seek a sparerib