A Gustatory Eunuch

A gustatory eunuch
Roaming aisles
Once never hungered
Reading RDAs
Not a coward
Dreams of culinary styles
With skinny pluck

Yet where’s the truck
Bearing piles
Calories plundered
The USDA says
Shipping undelivered
Spewing lies
While chickens coldly cluck

So our schmuck
Regales
With dreams plundered
In caloric ways
Of menus sundered
Into tales
Of dietary luck