He was an Eidetic

He was an eidetic
Though illiterate
Replete with rhetoric
Able to berate
With vision myopic

All print stood near
Well literally blind
He could only hear
His mind would wind
In an atmosphere

Where he’d remember
Unable to read
Alphabetic ambler
Of a creed
Most stammer

So ebooks
Saved his day
Elemental crooks
Letting him stay
With intellectual schnooks